Advent #6: Not A Fan
Dec. 22nd, 2006 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
infiniteprydeTitle: Not A Fan
Fandom: WTF (Kitty Pryde, Spider Jerusalem)
Rating: Don't ask me.
Wordcount: 100
The glasses' color-skew didn't disrupt his aim. Aim just wasn't helping. Three guns already sparked uselessly on the floor. The current one was aimed right between the girl's breasts, but his nemesis kept walking forward.
"Done yet?" the brunette in the elf costume inquired sweetly as he fired another round.
Dead center, again. Did nothing, again. Well, to her. The wall behind her exploded.
He swore, dropped the gun, and reached for a chair.
"Now, Mr. Jerusalem," she continued, "we're going to talk about why not to make me use 'Santa Claus' and 'bowel disruptor' in the same sentence..."
December 6's characters were suggested by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evilbeej. This time, it IS her fault.
Fandom: WTF (Kitty Pryde, Spider Jerusalem)
Rating: Don't ask me.
Wordcount: 100
The glasses' color-skew didn't disrupt his aim. Aim just wasn't helping. Three guns already sparked uselessly on the floor. The current one was aimed right between the girl's breasts, but his nemesis kept walking forward.
"Done yet?" the brunette in the elf costume inquired sweetly as he fired another round.
Dead center, again. Did nothing, again. Well, to her. The wall behind her exploded.
He swore, dropped the gun, and reached for a chair.
"Now, Mr. Jerusalem," she continued, "we're going to talk about why not to make me use 'Santa Claus' and 'bowel disruptor' in the same sentence..."
December 6's characters were suggested by
evilbeej. This time, it IS her fault.
