My Day So Far
Sep. 26th, 2009 02:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
infiniteprydeMe, to my husband: "Darling, thank you for writing 'antihistamines' on the shopping list, but you should know it's not spelled 'antihusbands.'"
My husband, to me, in the store: "They said 'there's a lot in the aisle,' but apparently what they meant is 'go back to the aisle and we will find someone who will dig the last dusty cobwebbed box out of the back storeroom and haul it out to you on a rickety wheeled plank.'"
Us, to a friend we haven't seen in months: "HI! How're you doing!"
Friend: "I'm getting divorced. I'm losing the house." *pause* *gleeful:* "It's GREAT!"
My husband, to me, in the store: "They said 'there's a lot in the aisle,' but apparently what they meant is 'go back to the aisle and we will find someone who will dig the last dusty cobwebbed box out of the back storeroom and haul it out to you on a rickety wheeled plank.'"
Us, to a friend we haven't seen in months: "HI! How're you doing!"
Friend: "I'm getting divorced. I'm losing the house." *pause* *gleeful:* "It's GREAT!"
