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Me, to my husband: "Darling, thank you for writing 'antihistamines' on the shopping list, but you should know it's not spelled 'antihusbands.'"

My husband, to me, in the store: "They said 'there's a lot in the aisle,' but apparently what they meant is 'go back to the aisle and we will find someone who will dig the last dusty cobwebbed box out of the back storeroom and haul it out to you on a rickety wheeled plank.'"

Us, to a friend we haven't seen in months: "HI! How're you doing!"
Friend: "I'm getting divorced. I'm losing the house." *pause* *gleeful:* "It's GREAT!"

Date: 2009-09-26 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magistos.livejournal.com
Your day can only get better!

Date: 2009-09-29 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlyarmand.livejournal.com

*tsk* It's the 21st Century. They haul stuff out now in hand trolleys. XD

As for antihusbands, it sounds like your friend's wife got a hold of some of those? :)

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